We’re having a discussion over Sunday night dinner about when Daniel can get a job, and he’s mixing up Christmas Eve with New Year’s Eve, the 30th with the 31st, etc, etc.

Martin: Daniel, for a mathematical genius, you don’t know what day it is!

Daniel: Yes I do! It’s Saturday!

(Laura and I dissolve into gales of laughter)

Daniel: You guys are messing with my head!