Daniel: Mum, if you were in a forest and a fierce animal was chasing you, would you shoot it with a gun?

Deb: What sort of animal?

Daniel: I don’t know – a made-up animal, I suppose.

Deb: Well, maybe I’d shoot it with a made-up gun.

Daniel: What do you mean, a made-up gun? I don’t know what you’re talking about! There’s NO SUCH THING as a made up gun!