Apologising


Daniel and Laura had been playing happily for a while with the stickers that come with blank videotapes. But now Daniel has thought up a game and wants his cast to play along…

Daniel: You have to do it this way.
Laura: I can do it whatever way I want.

Daniel: Baby!
Laura: Shucky!

(These are serious insults as far as Daniel & Laura are concerned)

Dad: Apologise to each other and speak nicely to each other please.

Daniel: Soorreeee
Laura: Soorreeee

Daniel: I’m going to write a letter to Softy (his toy cat).
Laura: I’m going to chop your head off.